The Player 2 PixelCast 099 – Sadistic Santa Sleighs

The Player 2 PixelCast 099 – Sadistic Santa Sleighs


It’s nearly time for Christmas.  A time for laughs and joy  

Where families gather ’round the tree and kids play with brand-new toys 

But hiding there out of sight, just hanging in the shadows 

Is a creature made of pure fright, a hateful demon that always knows 

To ruin this joyful season, all he needs to do 

Is confuse a simple postman, a delivery man or two 

He then swaps out all those wishes, with objects of distress 

And watches as happiness squishes into nothing but a mess. 

So this year when you gather around the Christmas tree 

Don’t you dare bother with toys for you or me 

Be on the watch for the cranky version of jolly old saint nick 

That bastard, that douchebag. Sadistic Santa you evil bloody prick 


That’s right folks, the nasty old ruiner of Christmas is back for another year of disappointing and dashing the P2 Crew’s wishes. There are laughs, cries and a disproportionate amount of swearing in this evil disaster of a festive podcast. Join Santa’s helper Matt as he leads Jenn, Jess, Rob and Paul through their exciting presents from Sadistic Santa and discover just how nasty he can be.


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Theme Music: Visitors from Dreams by Mathieu Stempell Dma-Sc


Matt “Santa” Hewson

Jenn “Animal Doctor” Christodoulou

Rob “Space Combat” Caporetto

Paul “Time Master” James

Jess “Private Eye” Zammit


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