The Player 2 PixelCast 099 – Sadistic Santa Sleighs
It’s nearly time for Christmas. A time for laughs and joy
Where families gather ’round the tree and kids play with brand-new toys
But hiding there out of sight, just hanging in the shadows
Is a creature made of pure fright, a hateful demon that always knows
To ruin this joyful season, all he needs to do
Is confuse a simple postman, a delivery man or two
He then swaps out all those wishes, with objects of distress
And watches as happiness squishes into nothing but a mess.
So this year when you gather around the Christmas tree
Don’t you dare bother with toys for you or me
Be on the watch for the cranky version of jolly old saint nick
That bastard, that douchebag. Sadistic Santa you evil bloody prick
That’s right folks, the nasty old ruiner of Christmas is back for another year of disappointing and dashing the P2 Crew’s wishes. There are laughs, cries and a disproportionate amount of swearing in this evil disaster of a festive podcast. Join Santa’s helper Matt as he leads Jenn, Jess, Rob and Paul through their exciting presents from Sadistic Santa and discover just how nasty he can be.
Theme Music: Visitors from Dreams by Mathieu Stempell Dma-Sc
Jenn “Animal Doctor” Christodoulou