Spies Recover Data on Wolfenstein’s Switch Debut
The following documents were found in the possession of a rebel spy, who was summarily executed last night. It is clear from them that these Yankee scum are using even more pieces of technology to bring in new recruits in their fight against the Third Reich. This may present a problem in the future, I will leave it for you to decide.
It is said that Dylan Burns has no shadow, or if he does that it portents a shifting of the elder signs that govern the floating curses of the universe, gathering their power and directing ill intent and misfortune to all game developers that enact post-release patches. Consequently, Dylan’s shadow curse finds itself working overtime, permanently engaged, thus the propagation of legend. When not guiding the swirling forces of evil, Dylan enjoys writing (evil) fiction, taking menacing walks, and lurking behind bus stops with a general demeanour that suggests malevolence.