The Player 2 PixelCast 124 – Sadistic Santa Will. Not. Die.
Gather round boys and girls, let me bend your ear
For it is time to give you a warning, a warning you must hear
When Christmas comes to your place, forget the gifts and toys
For an evil presence lurks about, filled with malicious ploys
You see this devil in red takes joy in crushing all your fun
By swapping all your lovely gifts with things worth less than dung
Instead of shiny electronic joy unwrapped on Christmas day
You get a pile of broken code, a game that won’t even play
So when you hear those sleigh bells ring
Be sure to prepare yourself for the sting
Of a visit from that cranky bloke
Who sees evil as a giant joke.
Ignore my warning if you dare,
But know Sadistic Santa just doesn’t care
He is here to crush your soul
With terrible games instead of lumps of coal
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What? Just because 2023 turned out to be a great year for (playing) games, did you think that Sinister Santa may have a change of heart? It doesn’t matter that this was a year that saw a sequel that absolutely blew Breath of the Wild out of the water, A D&D game that took the world by storm and a quirky horror title bring an all-singing, all-dancing musical number into our hearts. There is still plenty (and we do mean plenty) of trash out there, and somebody has to spread it around so that it doesn’t just grow into one insufferable pile. So, congrats to Jess, Renee, Tom and Jason for forgetting to staple their stockings shut.
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Games: … probably best left a mystery
Theme Music: Visitors from Dreams by Mathieu Stempell Dma-Sc
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